89. You refer to the addition on your house as "the East wing." (guilty as charged)
90. If you feel you've been wronged, you ask yourself "what would Angelique do?"
91. Your preferred way to make an entrance is to step out of a dark corner.
92. When a salesperson or server lets you down, you tell them, "You have the power to give me what I want, but you refuse. You will be sorry!"
93. If there's a conversation behind closed doors, you must stop to listen from the other side.