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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2006, 02:37:24 PM »
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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2006, 03:48:52 PM »
All these are too funny!  [hall2_grin] How about:

Widow's Hill--
           Your one stop shop spot (say that 3 times fast!) for easy killing and clean up of all those lovely and unlovely ladies in your life! Popular meeting spots for young loves with a death wish.**
           **Note: Please only supply the most troubled of women as we are looking to expand our library of wails. Service will be free of charge if you meet the correct criteria. No Afghan skirts, please.

(Those darn afghan skirts always seem to cushion the fall. Hurumph!) [dancing_bones] [skull_winks] [candle_in_skull_2] [bonny_hand] [female_skull] [candle_in_skull] <~~~~Having a pot o' spooky fun!
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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2006, 02:37:50 PM »
Sweet Young Thing Boutique

We specialize in just the right outfit for every occasion -
from ultra mod mini, midi and maxi dresses and skirts to antique French wedding gowns. 
Our clothing line is sure to impress even the most fastidious 200 year old suitor.

A Division of Orbach's New York
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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2006, 04:00:19 PM »
The Hair Raiser
Hair Salon [/b]

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Jeff Clark, Proprietor
Graduate of the Bangor Hair Enthusiast Institute
and Official Hairdresser of Collinwood

We will keep your wig, hairpiece, or fall in perfect condition and styled to suit your favorite time period.

Some of our original designs include:

Race to the Ceiling of Collinwood Big Hair Beehive - $2.00 per foot

Long Straight, Mauled by Your Boyfriend Look - $12.00

The Barnabas Collins Bangs to Match Your Fangs Style - $5.00 per point
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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2006, 04:49:23 PM »
 [laugh] [laughing3] [lghy] [laughing11] [lol2]

CastleBee.....unless you write comedy for a living, you have missed your calling. [stfl]
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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2006, 07:21:43 PM »
Quote from: Raineypark on October 24, 2006, 04:49:23 PM
CastleBee.....unless you write comedy for a living, you have missed your calling.

Definitely! That post is hysterical.  [thumb]  But then, we've come to expect nothing less from you.  [hall2_smiley]
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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2006, 03:50:38 AM »
The Collinsport Hair Salon: where Maggie Evans can get more bangs for her buck.

A few things NEVER SEEN on Dark Shadows and probably NOT included in Collinsport's yellow pages:

Oil or propane heating services.

Another NOT TO BE FOUND category:   SNOW REMOVAL

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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2006, 05:00:11 AM »
Smoochies for Your Hoochie Cu!

Need help giving that special someone a good ol' fashioned smooch? Come on down to our shop where we'll have one of our resident smooch-tastic professionals teach you a thing or two!

Our Professionals Are:

Jeff Clark
Peter Bradford
Charles Tate

We specialize in the "Give Your Hair A New Look" smooch, and the "Maul My Lips" kiss! [female_skull]
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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2006, 07:52:17 AM »
[Candle]      Fredericks of Collinsport       [Candle]
Dramatic and Suggestive Boudoir Ensembles
If you have Grave Concerns about your nighttime attire...
Our gowns will simply lift your spirits!!

Don't miss our Special Moonlight Sale!!!!                    Don't miss our Special Moonlight Sale!!!!                    Don't miss our Special Moonlight Sale!!!!
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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2006, 06:36:47 PM »
Quote from: Angelique Wins on October 27, 2006, 07:52:17 AM
Don't miss our Special Moonlight Sale!!!!

In Collinsport, when else would they have one?  [hall2_wink]  [hall2_cheesy]
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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2006, 05:38:05 PM »
tired of drafty chateau style mansions?sick of seaside shacks?
                                   
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                "ROOM TWENTY FOUR" RENTALS

 collinsport's ultimate two room suites(kitchenettes optional).

             the finest in economy bachelor lodgings.

       "you've seen the best.let us show you the rest!"
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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2006, 07:08:40 PM »
Quote from: mscbryk on October 28, 2006, 05:38:05 PM
       "you've seen the best.let us show you the rest!"

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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2007, 07:03:45 PM »
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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2008, 03:08:16 AM »
Collinsport Masonry.  We do anything in brick.

If you want things hidden come to us.

We also sweep chimneys, even those at Collinwood and the Old House.

Old time clothes shop, if you are traveling in time, come here for your attire.

Collinsport Candle shop. Blue is our speciality.

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Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2008, 05:52:37 PM »
Collinsport Moving Company
Our motto: We'll shove anything around!
Call our owners, Ned Stuart and Jeff Clark, at 555-4324.

Trask Clothing
Come on down to Trask Clothing for the latest in fashion. We offer various styles of traditional priest robes for the men, and clothing that covers every inch for the women!
A Division of the Trask Family Enterprises

Blair Bewitching Service
Need vengeance in a hurry? Call BBS! We offer a wide variety of vengeance spells, from boils to life-threatening injuries!
Call local manager Angelique Bouchard at 555-0666.
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